grumpysalmon:

How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
rj4gui4r:

Same
your-kouhai:

FREE HIM
dabassboy:

Weeze
Weezer

multi-fandom-lady:

Nothing shocked me more than watching the El Scorcho music video and finding out that after Brian says “El Scorcho” he says “Rock and Roll” not “Ay Carumba”.

(via im-very-ape)

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly, via ruinedchildhood)

acid-bubble-gum:

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awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done